Easter Sunday 4/4/21 - Fuck You, Jesus

“Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize?  Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.”

-Anton Szandor LaVey, Book of Satan, Section II, The Satanic Bible, 1969.

This gonna be a short blog entry but I have some things to say on this particular holiday.

I didn’t ask for some dude to get nailed to a tree to die for my sins.  We Satanists are sinners and we sin well since we do what is natural to us.  We’re indulging in the pleasures of life and we do what’s good for us.

So basically, that incompetent bastard died for nothing.  Your God is a non-existent asshole.  This is a regular Sunday for us.

But just to piss the Christians off, today I’ll wear my Pentagram and say “Fuck you, Jesus!  Hail Satan!”

Rather than going to church and doing some silly Christian ritual, I’ll be living life to the fullest today just like I do every day.

Hail Satan!

-Manny